As an individual that prides himself on intellect and knowledge. I have found the use of poor grammar, slang, improper English to be flagrant and unsettling. I frequent these little irritations as a way of passing along the basic use of the English language and eliminate dolts and vagabonds of this great language. I will prepare you and show you the glimpse of what you have inside. I would like to invite you to my seminar.

BASIC ENGLISH & HOW I MISS USE IT!!

This seminar is available only to a select few which I pick. After viewing your menagerie of words I feel you will benefit for my teachings.

This skill building is offered at 499.99 per day for 6 day period. Hotel reservations are available r.s.v.p. Please contact me as soon as possible. This is available for a limited time only my numbers is 1-612-453-7747 operator 8 ext 5 ask for Delfield.

THANK YOU

PROFESSOR DEFIELD JEREMY