This is Betty your heifer date for tonight. I thank you for using our service. Heifer Dates wouldn't be any where without its members. Please beware that we do need to clear up all past fees before any more dates can be scheduled. Since we charge by the pound, understand that your account is severely past due. Enough with the logistics, I am a large squatty, brunette that enjoys B.B.Q. and large feasts. I am looking forward to our date and remember bring the barbeque sauce to get me going. See you at the all you can eat Country Buffet.
Love Betty G.